Not Me! Monday

Oh, Monday. How I tolerate you!

Confessional and fun. It's Not Me! Monday time!  I feel it's too fun to give up, even though MckMama doesn't seem to be participating. That's k!

So I DID NOT promise to call back a friend from Texas in 10 minutes. I WAS NOT so proud of myself that I called her back in 7 minutes. I DID NOT call a friend in Illinois by mistake and continue talking to her as if I meant to call her. I DID NOT dial again to reach said friend in Texas only to realize I called a friend in Kirkwood. By the time I actually called said friend in Texas it was not 20 minutes and two very funny conversations later.  I would never be that absent minded.

I HAVE NOT found red potatoes all over the house. Annalise HAS NOT been taking them from the pantry, gnawing on them a little and leaving them in place like Sabrina's room, the bathroom, her closet. NOPE, I always keep track of my kids better.

I HAVE NOT considered again how much it would cost to have an iPhone. NOPE, I would never be sucked in by the amazingness that is Apple. We DO NOT already have 2 Mac laptops and 3 iPods. We are NOT that brand loyal.

I DID NOT leave a $4 tin of pretzel rods in my cart at Aldi. NOPE, always remember everything in my cart.

I DOT NOT have 10 loads of laundry to do today. I would NEVER wait all week to finish the laundry. There IS NOT clean, folded laundry still in a basket from last Monday. NOPE, totally on top of it here.

Happy Monday! I would love to see your Not mes! this week!