Not Me! Monday

Mmmm, this past has been busy! Or not....


I HAVE NOT spent the week trying to understand how to help my 15 month old sleep. She is NOT suddenly crying in the middle of the night for no reason that we can comprehend. She DID NOT sleep through the night at 3 weeks (don't be a hater) so this is NOT a shock to our system.

I DID NOT hand roll 384 cookies for Christmas presents this weekend. I DID NOT spend the day watching White Christmas and old MacGuyver episodes while I endlessly rolled and iced 384 cookies.

I DID NOT venture out to Old Navy at 6 AM Friday morning to purchase clothing for a photo session for all four kids. I was NOT surprised to see how many people were there since I was NOT a Black Friday virgin!

We DID NOT attempt to get a photo of all 4 kids smiling and dress appropriately on Sunday afternoon at Portrait Innovations. We would NEVER be that foolish to brave those crowds! We DID NOT get a decent shot for which I was happy to pay $10.23 with tax for 45 prints.

I DID NOT make steel cut oats in the crock pot overnight. It DID NOT make so much oatmeal that I we had almost 6 full cups of leftover cooked oatmeal after everyone in the family had seconds! I DID NOT decide to try to make oatmeal cookies from the leftover oatmeal. They DID NOT turn out more like chocolate chip oatmeal muffies!

I also DID NOT open too many cans of pumpkin for pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving. I DO NOT still have the pumpkin waiting to be made into pumpkin bread.

I DID NOT lose 2 pounds this week even with all the feasting and baking! I am NOT super proud of that!

Have a spectacular week!