Not Me! Monday

Monday, Monday! But this week is exciting: it's Thanksgiving week!

Here are a few activities in which I DID NOT engage this past week. Nope, Not Me!

I DID NOT serve my son questionable turkey meat for lunch because I hadn't gone to the store yet. I also DID NOT make a cupcakes from a mix that would expire in 10 days and ice it with icing that expired the day before. I have NOT been on a mission to clean out my pantry.

While tying up my daughter's hair bow, I DID NOT notice some old, dried vomit. I DID NOT continue to tie the bow and then just cut off the inch with crusty vomit. NOPE, that would be truly gross.

I DID NOT discover after my workout, that included lunges and squats, that there was a a three inch split in the rear of my pants. These pants are NOT 6 years old. I've NOT worn them through 2 pregnancies. They are not so stretched out they fall off if I don't cinch them up.  The split in these pants DID NOT fully show my fabulous white & flowered underpants when performing all the squats, lunges, and bench presses. NOPE, Not me!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!