Not me! Monday

During Christmas Week, we are all, of course, perfect and would never have been involved in any stories mentioned below. I'm sure no one else at MckMama's site have done anything imperfect either.

I DID NOT forget to link last weeks Not me! Monday to MckMama's. I was NOT so sick that I could hardly press publish post and shocked that I could type anything.

SA's skin was very dry, but I WOULD NEVER put Absolue night cream on his face to help.

I only purchased a new car seat for SJ because it expired this month. The seat has been in constant use for 6 years and had the foam sticking out. I DID NOT purchase the new car seat because I didn't want to clean the vomit off of it. That DID NOT even enter my decision making process. So I was, of course, NOT annoyed in the least when SJ threw up on the new one the first time she traveled in it.

I DID NOT allow my children to watch more TV this week than they've watched in the last month.

I DID NOT pack more than 40 boxes over 2 days. I would never do that when we are putting our house on the market in 2 months. I also DID NOT spend a couple hours looking at possible houses we could move to. I am NOT that excited at the possibility of more than 1100 square feet.

With all the rain, C DID NOT walk walk around saying "Yep, there is definitely going to be a flash flood."

I DID NOT throw away a ton of paper that I've found around the house that were "special" to my boys. I DID NOT do that secretly.

I DID NOT drink the rest of my water from a glass that I knew the cat had drunk from. I was NOT that lazy.


Have a great week and a wonder New Year!