Not me! Monday

Oh, the best part about Mondays is here! Enjoy the reality of my life and the others on MckMama's site.

I DID NOT get really excited that I was number 42 last week on MckMama's Not Me!

I DID NOT start packing the first boxes for preparing the house for sale...in March. I DID NOT make a master packing list. I AM NOT scared at my own organization that it's difference from my natural personality.

I DID NOT eat the small serving of ice cream left in the carton, right from the carton. I DID NOT throw in some cashews and call it a "protein snack".

I DID NOT pick up bits of dried peas and Cheerios off the floor and put them in my jacket pocket because I didn't want to walk the 7 steps to the kitchen trash can. I DID NOT wear that jacket to the YMCA. I DID NOT find the same bits in my jacket the next day. I am NOT questioning whether or not they're still there.

After actually remembering the camera for the Junior Kindergarten Thanksgiving Feast, I DID NOT want to say bad words, when the batteries went dead after two pictures.

I DID NOT pour my last two tablespoons of coffee beans straight into my mug. After noticing that and putting them into the grinder, I DID NOT pour the ground coffee beans straight into my mug. After pouring the ground coffee into the french press, I DID NOT forget to rinse the mug before putting my half and half into it. I DID NOT still drink the coffee with floating grinds because I wasn't going to waste the half and half. I AM NOT that cheap.

I DID NOT get extremely excited to go to Dierberg's by myself on Sunday. I DID NOT wear my sticky name tag from church throughout the store. I DID NOT not notice this until I was home.

I DID NOT find my two year old daughter with a peri bottle in her mouth. (See previous post for the full story)