Not me! Monday

Oh, it's Monday! If you hear I've had involvement any of the following behaviors and situations, it is vicious slander and could not be further from the truth. Others will tell you the same at MckMama's blog.

I did not, again, have my competitive nature cut when I saw on Monday morning that MckMama's Not Me was posted while I was still awake on Sunday night. I did not bemoan the fact that I was #5o-something. I do not have a fascination with being in the top 5. I would never behave in such a childish manner.

I did not have important necessary errands to run on Monday. School was not canceled on Monday because of the ice. This ice did not freeze the sliding doors of my van closed, so my children were not climbing in and out of the front seat on all these errands.

My children always wear their own clean clothing. Stuart DID NOT wear Chase's shirt the day after Chase wore that shirt. I of course noticed and made him change. I was not so worn out from Michael being out of town that I did not care.

I have not feed my daughter lunch in the car everyday for the past week because we've been so busy.

I DID NOT have a mild meltdown on Thursday when we had a dinner guest who arrived early while I was still not dressed and blow drying my hair. I was completely calm.

We did not spend the weekend out of town with 4 of the 5 us us vomiting and diarrhea. (Scratch that! 5 of 5!)