Friday Funnies

This week, Sabrina wins the doozies:

Sabrina: Mom, When will I be 100 years old?

Me: Your birthday, 2106

Sabrina: I think that's too high a number.

Me: You don't want to live to be 100?

Sabrina: Well, then, I could sit in the back of the van all the time!



Driving into London's driveway, admiring the flower bushes:

Mom, those white flowers are so pretty! I think they're called "fiascoes".


In the bathroom with Sabrina:

Me: Sabrina, where are you underpants?

Sabrina: Oh, I took them off and accidentally put them in the toilet. And then I accidentally flushed them. But that's ok, I've got more in my room.