Not Me! Monday

Ok, it's a Monday!

This week I DID NOT get puked on several times by my poor little baby girl. Five month old vomit is not as bad as toddler vomit, but when it's all over me, still gross.

I DID NOT have a great time with my parent educator this week that was a complete answer to prayer. More on that later.

My oldest son is 7. He IS NOT acting like an 80 year old with a teenage/toddler attitude. I'm NOT not struggling with him.

I DID NOT fold laundry and do other household stuff while watching 5-6 episodes of the Gilmore Girls. I DO NOT feel the need to speak faster and make pop cultural references.

I AM NOT in a bit of a funk with writing/blogging. I DO NOT want to just get over it.

My 3 year old HAS NOT begun the testing of the wills teenage stile. We've NOT had lots of foot stomping and do overs this week.

My 5 year old is NOT fascinated with our borrowed Wii. He has not bested me in pool and the target practice on Wii Play. Also, he has NOT been incredibly helpful and sweet this week. (I'm going to believe it's because he's being kind and not trying to get more Wii time.) We adults DID NOT play the Wii by ourselves at all. Nope, wouldn't waste time like that.

I'm NOT counting down until March weekend! Nope, not me!

Have a great Monday!