Not me! Monday

In the grand tradition of MckMama, I'd like to tell y'all some of the things I DID NOT do this past week. I would never succumb to these behaviors.

I did not actually fall asleep for 20 minutes while playing 'nap' with my daughter.

I did not stay in my PJs until 11:50 that day. I did not not shower until 5PM that same day while my children watched TV.

I did not leave my van's sliding door open the entire night.

I did not feed my children mac n cheese with green beans for dinner because I just didn't want to make anything.

I also did not feed my children Aldi brand spaghettios and canned pears another night because we had a dinner guest who was served twice bake potatoes, salad, roast chicken, and magic hot fudge brownie.

I did not sleep until 9 AM on Friday. My kids however did sleep until 9 AM.

These are things I would never do...