Stuart: How many times have I been to the moon?
Chase: Twice.
Stuart: No, how many times have I been to the moon?
Chase: Half the time.
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Sabrina (to Stuart on his bike): Stuart! Come back here.
Sabrina (to me): I gotta stand up and call Stuart's name
Me: Why?
Sabrina: 'Cause he didn't follow my directions.
Hahahahahah
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