Friday Funnies

Sabrina, completely out of the blue: Mom, when I grow up, I won't like dog slobber. It's ok now, but when I grow up, I won't like it like you. I DO NOT like cat slobber. (Really? Glad you shared, baby.)

Chase, after trying some new fizzy water (Perrier lemon): I like it, but I don't love. I mean, I wouldn't call it "drink of the year" but I would call it "best water." (Good to know your critiquing skills are growing.)