Friday Funnies

My oldest daughter: A middle child with a big heart. Well, and she's a cartoon character.
Here's what she had to say this week.

"Mama, my feet are so excited. They're SOOOO excited for dance class. My feet, they just love a-dancin'!"

"Mama, I'm out of zucchini pie yogurt!" (key lime pie)

"I'm going to be Sleeping Beauty, so you can't kill me."

"It's kinda like God gave Adam and Eve that one rule, but this is just a Central Christian rule."

Playing a game in the van:
Me: Stuart, spell "duck".
Stuart: D-U-C-K
Me: Sabrina, what rhymes with duck?
Sabrina: F***
Oh, yes she did.