I DID NOT go to a party this week on the wrong day. Nope, I totally knew what day of the week it was. I also DID NOT go to the wrong house for the party. I would NEVER be that scatter-brained or unprepared.
I HAVE NOT been consumed by preparing for our Prague adventure. I DO NOT have 25 pages that are in a 3-ring binder for the AMAZING grandparents who are caring for our children. I AM NOT thanking the FLY Lady, my former Mary Kay director Amy Duncan, and my gifted ed teacher Mrs. Susie Zammar for teaching me how to organize, because I wasn't born that way!
I HAVE NOT watched the entire sixth and seventh seasons of the West Wing in the last 3 weeks. I DID NOT cry when Bartlet gave Charlie a copy of the constitution. Nope, I've NOT watched this series about 4 times and still get choked up. I HAVE NOT considered following people like Sam Seaborn or Josh Lyman on twitter. I DID NOT mention this in a tweet and get an @ response from Donna Lyman. I DID NOT get starstruck for just a moment. Nope, totally understand this is a fictional show of fictional characters. I AM NOT lame.
While making a trip to return a dress to Kohl's and then out to the Viviano's in Chesterfield, I DID NOT forget the dress. NOPE, I'm always prepared and remember what I'm doing.
I DID NOT get my 4-year-old to help me clean the house by playing "maids". I DID NOT write a note from "The Lady of the House". We DID NOT clean for an hour and half. I DID NOT leave a check from said lady, which my daughter cashed in her African Bank. It was NOT a great time pretending while cleaning.
I HAVE NOT been consumed by preparing for our Prague adventure. I DO NOT have 25 pages that are in a 3-ring binder for the AMAZING grandparents who are caring for our children. I AM NOT thanking the FLY Lady, my former Mary Kay director Amy Duncan, and my gifted ed teacher Mrs. Susie Zammar for teaching me how to organize, because I wasn't born that way!
I HAVE NOT watched the entire sixth and seventh seasons of the West Wing in the last 3 weeks. I DID NOT cry when Bartlet gave Charlie a copy of the constitution. Nope, I've NOT watched this series about 4 times and still get choked up. I HAVE NOT considered following people like Sam Seaborn or Josh Lyman on twitter. I DID NOT mention this in a tweet and get an @ response from Donna Lyman. I DID NOT get starstruck for just a moment. Nope, totally understand this is a fictional show of fictional characters. I AM NOT lame.
While making a trip to return a dress to Kohl's and then out to the Viviano's in Chesterfield, I DID NOT forget the dress. NOPE, I'm always prepared and remember what I'm doing.
I DID NOT get my 4-year-old to help me clean the house by playing "maids". I DID NOT write a note from "The Lady of the House". We DID NOT clean for an hour and half. I DID NOT leave a check from said lady, which my daughter cashed in her African Bank. It was NOT a great time pretending while cleaning.
Have a fabulous week!
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