Not Me! Monday

Oh, yes! It's the crazy Monday non-cofession of all the things I DID NOT do!

I DID NOT fleetingly consider getting a sarcasm mark. Nope, don't think either of these sites are a great idea.
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My 4 month old daughter DID NOT have a blowout diaper of yellow poo. She was NOT having tummy on her blanket in her living room. When I went to fetch changing supplies (there was no way carrying her was an option) she DID NOT roll over in the 30 seconds I was gone. She DID NOT roll off her blanket. There was NOT a mess of yellow poo to clean up before getting her cleaned up! Nope, never happened!

I DID NOT jump for joy at the fact that I finally had my morning to myself on Thursday. Sick kids, snow days, holidays DID NOT make me go a little crazy and need some quiet time with just one child! (Side note: Is is sad that having one child instead of four is considered time to myself?)


I DID NOT put on the Yule log again with the sound muted so I could still have the fire and different music. Nope,  I DO NOT have a fake fireplace playing on my television. In addition, I am NOT still loving my DVR.

My 4 month old is NOT brilliant and extremely interested in the happenings of the world.

When I was cleaning my refrigerator this week, I DID NOT find cranberry sauce in my fridge from Thanksgiving. Of course, I've cleaned out my fridge since Thanksgiving. I would NEVER let leftovers stay in there that long! I also DID NOT find moldy refried beans. I'm NOT blaming it on our side-by-side fridge, missing our bottom mount from the old house.


Happy Monday!