Yep, Monday, Labor Day, and a week of things I did NOT do!
While feeding the baby, I did NOT discover that size 1 diapers are much bigger than newborn diapers. I did NOT discover this leak by a huge wet spot on my shorts. I did NOT continue to wear the shorts the rest of the day. I certainly did NOT wear those shorts the next day.
Stuart does NOT insist that whenever Annalise cries, that she needs to burp. When she cries really hard, he does NOT say that Annalise wants him.
Chase has NOT discovered that he can play games on our iPods and Michael's work phone. One of those games is not Ms. Pac Man. This was NOT my favorite game as a child!
I do NOT not remember when I showered last. I am NOT using the excuse that I'm doing laundry and don't think that there will be enough hot water.
I am NOT totally eating up these girls together!

My youngest baby is NOT 2 weeks old. It does NOT feel like she's always been a part of the family.
Leave your own "Not me!" antics in the comment section!
awwwww....your nots are not so disgraceful as they should be! But sweet instead which is just as entertaining. :)
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