Not me! Monday

Oh yes, Monday! Check out MckMama for more not Monday fun!

I DID NOT convince my husband to listen to me read Twilight to him. He is NOT the most amazing husband in the world. He DID NOT promptly leave town for 3 days right after agreeing to this. Mmm...

I went to Trader Joe's this week to buy prunes, yogurt, nuts, dried cranberries, and whey powder. I DID NOT leave with prunes, yogurt, nuts, dried cranberries, trail mix, bananas, veggie chips, trail mix, a sandwich for lunch, a pop, a juice for Sabrina, and no whey powder. I am a stickler for only sticking to the list, so I would never wander through a store before lunch as a starving pregnant woman picking up anything that looked good.

I DID NOT beat my oldest child a game of Mario Kart and then tell him because of that win, he could no longer back seat drive. I would NEVER engage in trash talking with a 6 year old.

I DID NOT serve banana splits for supper on Sunday night. We always eat delicious, well-balanced meals of protein and vegetables, especially on Sunday nights. So of course, you did not see magic shell or whipped cream (from the can!) on the bananas, strawberries, and ice cream. My children DID NOT use their hands as scrapers to get every last bit of sugary goodness from the bowls. They DID NOT eat on the floor while watching Monsters, Inc. There is not currently chocolate and ice cream schmeg on the wood floor. What kind of crazy house would that be?