Monday, January 19, 2009

Not me! Monday


Oh another week! I would never be involved in anything you read below. Anyone who would say otherwise is just spreading gossip and slander! Check out MckMama for more non-confessions.

I did not put my boys to bed at 6:15 one night because of their bad behavior. That same night a friend of mine did not throw away a trash bag full of cars because her child refused to pick up.

I did not allow my son to wear the same pair of jeans, with patches coming off the knees, 3 days in a row to school.

I did not enjoy SJ's playdate with another little girl so much that I contemplated encouraging the boys to get some girlfriends.

I DID not wear slipper socks as my actual socks when it was so cold.

I DID NOT forget when the last time my children had bathed and still put them in bed without a bath.

I DID NOT contemplate buying a Wii after we had a borrowed on this weekend! I DID NOT coral my children in laundry basket because they were so excited to play the Wii, we were scared they would hurt each other! Stu DID NOT win almost every game.

I DID NOT allow my daughter to wear the same undershirt and shirt 3 days in a row. Of course she had fresh clothes daily.

I DID NOT sleep for 2 hours Sunday morning and then another 2 hours Sunday afternoon. My life has NOT been that busy this past week that I would require that much catch-up sleep.

I DID NOT have problems with two different paint colors causing us and our painter frustrating delays. But it's finished now!

3 comments:

  1. The laundry basket trick is hilarious!!!

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  2. Great not me monday, when i went to school years ago I had a pair of jeans and my mothe couldn't get them away from me

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  3. Silly, smart mamas are always up for a nap and prego mamas are required to nap! I mean, come on, you're growing a life here! - Sarah

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