Not me! Monday

Yes, it's that time again for me to recount to you all the behavior I DID NOT exhibit this past week. I know none of you would do these things either.

I did not make my two year old carry her gloves because she insisted on bringing them into the store and I didn't want to put them on. I did not allow her to put them in my purse because I told her she had to keep track of them by herself.

I did not leave, for a week, a storage bin of summer clothes in my back hallway. It's not still there.

I did not sit and laugh at my family while they talked about really random things and Skype with Michael about it. He was not sitting right next to me at the table while I did not do this.

I did not skip two of my runs this week. I'm am committed to that training schedule.

There is not popcorn on my floor for supper last night because I, of course, did not serve popcorn and apples for supper. I did not learn that from Shelly Kirkman.

I did not sit down to right this post while the dirty dishes from Sunday's lunch and Monday's breakfast sat on the counter. I would never do that: it's unsanitary and I always do my chores before doing fun things like blogging. Additionally, the groceries that I bought this morning are not sitting on the counter. My children are also not watching TV while I write this post, they are of course reading their books or cleaning their rooms.

I would never be involved in any of these situations. Of course not, not me!